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11.06.2025 03:57

No way
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Freaks and Cheeks
What can you do if you are a full-grown adult, but never experienced being a child?
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?
Everyone loved it.
No go.
No, not a chance
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
In your humble opinion, why does the narcissist mistake kindness for weakness in some people?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
What do bad boys know that nice guys don't?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...
Is the 4B movement's aggressiveness against men for seeing women as mantelpieces valid?
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
share office space ...
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones